Dating Madness

Well I had a date last night. This is someone I have known for about a year and a half. Typically woman on a first date like to be impressed. I am not talking about money wise but something new, something with meaning. Here is a list of things NOT to do on a first date.

1. Spend more time on your phone than with your date.
2. Take her some place you have taken other women and mention it.
3. Tell her she is “sexy, hot, or pretty” (Yes) How much you want to “tap it” (NO)
4. Have no real plans for the date and drive around aimlessly.
5. Try to have sex on the first date. (like that has never been tried before)
6. Proceed to masturbate in front of them and ask “can I cum on your chest”

It doesn’t take rocket science to please a woman but common sense helps. Now I know why I stayed in a relationship that was destructive.